Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor
Clint Barton would take 10 bullets and keep shooting until he finished a mission but if he got a paper cut he would probably complain about it for 3 hours to Natasha
shout out to fat girls who go clothes shopping with their skinny friends and have to pretend they’re having a good time
"Why don’t you try something on?"
Bitch nothing in this store will fit me.
did he just
|—||Adrienne Rich (via hqlines)|
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
Heavenly Virtues:The virtues are identified as chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility. |insp|
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.